From the Yakima Herald-Republic Online News.
OPENED WEDNESDAY
"VAMPIRES SUCK" -- In this spoof of vampire-themed movies, particularly the "Twilight" movies, teenager Becca finds herself torn between two boys. Starring Matt Lanter, Chris Riggi, Jenn Proske, Anneliese van der Pol and Ken Jeong. Directed by Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer. (PG-13 for crude sexual content, comic violence, language and teen partying.)
OPENING TODAY
"LOTTERY TICKET" -- A young man living in the projects wins millions in the lottery but must survive a holiday weekend with his greedy neighbors before claiming his prize. Starring Bow Wow, Ice Cube, Keith David, Loretta Devine and Terry Crews. Directed by Erik White. (PG-13 for sexual content, language including a drug reference, some violence and brief underage drinking.)
"NANNY McPHEE RETURNS" -- Emma Thompson reprises her role as the magical nannie, this time helping a harried mother who is trying to keep the family farm afloat while her husband is away at war. Also starring Maggie Gyllenhaal, Rhys Ifans and Maggie Smith. Directed by Susanna White. (PG for rude humor, some language and mild thematic elements.)
"PIRANHA" -- Spring break on sleepy Lake Victoria is terrorized by scores of prehistoric man-eating fish set loose by an underwater tremor. Starring Jessica Szhor, Steven R. McQueen, Elisabeth Shue, Jerry O'Connell, Ving Rhames, Richard Dreyfuss and Christopher Lloyd. Directed by Alexandre Aja. (R for sequences of strong bloody horror violence and gore, graphic nudity, sexual content, language and some drug use.)
"PLEASE GIVE" -- A family must wait for an elderly neighbor to die so they can expand their Manhattan apartment. Starring Catherine Keener, Rebecca Hall, Amanda Peet, Oliver Platt and Ann Morgan Guilbert. Written and directed by Nicole Holofcener. (R for language, some sexual content and nudity.)
"THE SWITCH" -- A single woman (Jennifer Aniston) has a baby using a sperm donor, only to discover years later that her best friend made a switch. Also starring Jason Bateman and Jeff Goldblum. Directed by Josh Gordon and Will Speck. (PG-13 for mature thematic content, sexual material including dialogue, some nudity, drug use and language.)
HELD OVER
"CATS & DOGS: THE REVENGE OF KITTY GALORE" (3-D) -- Talking pets duke it out as a feline mastermind plots to subjugate cats and dogs everywhere in this sequel. With the voices of Christina Applegate, Michael Clarke Duncan, Neil Patrick Harris, Bette Midler and Nick Nolte. Directed by Brad Peyton. (PG for animal action and humor.)
"DESPICABLE ME" (3-D, 35mm) -- Steve Carell voices an aspiring supervillain whose scheme to steal the moon is interrupted by three orphan girls aiming to adopt him as their dad in this computer-animated comedy. Also with the voices of Jason Segel, Russell Brand, Julie Andrews, Will Arnett and Kristen Wiig. Directed by Chris Renaud and Pierre Coffin. (PG for rude humor and mild action.)
"DINNER FOR SCHMUCKS" -- Steve Carell stars as an uber-dweeb IRS agent who's invited by a young executive (Paul Rudd) to a dinner where a prize goes to whoever brings the biggest loser. Based on the French-language comedy "The Dinner Game." Also starring Zach Galifianakis, Lucy Punch and Jemaine Clement. Directed by Jay Roach. (PG-13 for sequences of crude and sexual content, some partial nudity and language.)
"EAT PRAY LOVE" -- A newly divorced woman (Julia Roberts) embarks on a journey around the world that becomes a quest for self-discovery. Based on the best-selling memoir by Elizabeth Gilbert. Also starring Javier Bardem, James Franco, Viola Davis and Richard Jenkins. Directed by Ryan Murphy. (PG-13 for brief strong language, some sexual references and male rear nudity.)
"THE EXPENDABLES" (digital) -- Sylvester Stallone directs and stars in this retro action tale about a group of mercenaries who encounter betrayal and deceit when hired to overthrow a ruthless South American dictator. Also starring Jason Statham, Mickey Rourke, Jet Li, Terry Crews, Eric Roberts, Dolph Lundgren, Randy Couture and Steve Austin. With cameos by Bruce Willis and Arnold Schwarzenegger. (R for strong action and bloody violence throughout, and for some language.)
"GROWN UPS" -- Growing older doesn't mean growing up when five childhood best friends reunite over a Fourth of July weekend. Starring Adam Sandler, Kevin James, Chris Rock, Rob Schneider and David Spade. Directed by Dennis Dugan. (PG-13 for crude material including suggestive references, language and some male rear nudity.)
"INCEPTION" -- A thief (Leonardo DiCaprio) skilled in the art of memory extraction is given a chance to regain his life if he can pull off the impossible: plant an idea in his target's subconscious mind. Also starring Joseph Gordon-Levitt and Ellen Page. Directed by Christopher Nolan. (PG-13 for sequences of violence and action throughout.)
"THE LAST AIRBENDER" (3-D) -- A lone avatar with the power to manipulate all four elements -- air, water, earth and fire -- teams with a waterbender and her brother to restore balance to their war-torn world in this live-action adaptation of the animated TV show. Starring Noah Ringer, Nicola Peltz, Dev Patel, Jackson Rathbone and Shaun Toub. Written and directed by M. Night Shyamalan. (PG for fantasy action violence.)
"THE OTHER GUYS" -- Two bumbling NYPD detectives (Will Ferrell and Mark Wahlberg) try to live up to the standards established by the department's reigning hotshots. Also starring Eva Mendes, Dwayne Johnson, Samuel L. Jackson and Michael Keaton. Directed by Adam McKay. (PG-13 for crude and sexual content, language, violence and some drug material.)
"RAMONA AND BEEZUS" -- Ramona Quimby, the irrepressibly imaginative heroine of Beverly Cleary's hugely popular children's book series, makes her film debut as she tries to save her family's home. Starring Joey King, Selena Gomez, John Corbett, Ginnifer Goodwin, Sandra Oh and Josh Duhamel. Directed by Elizabeth Allen. (G, general audiences.)
"SALT" -- The loyalty of a CIA officer (Angelina Jolie in a role originally intended for Tom Cruise) is tested when a defector accuses her of being a Russian spy and she's forced to go on the run. Also starring Liev Schreiber, Chiwetel Ejiofor and Andre Braugher. Directed by Phillip Noyce. (PG-13 for intense sequences of violence and action.)
"SCOTT PILGRIM vs. THE WORLD" -- A slacker musician must defeat his new girlfriend's seven evil ex-boyfriends in order to win her heart. Based on the graphic novel by Bryan Lee O'Malley. Starring Michael Cera, Mary Elizabeth Winstead, Kieran Culkin, Chris Evans, Anna Kendrick, Alison Pill, Brandon Routh and Jason Schwartzman. Directed by Edgar Wright. (PG-13 for stylized violence, sexual content, language and drug references.)
"THE SORCERER'S APPRENTICE" (digital) -- Nicolas Cage plays an ancient wizard who takes on a protege in modern times to fight a scheming enemy. Also starring Jay Baruchel, Alfred Molina and Monica Bellucci. Directed by Jon Turteltaub. (PG for fantasy action violence, some mild rude humor and brief language.)
"STEP UP 3-D" -- Street dancers and a college freshman square off in a competition against world-class hip-hop dancers as the "Step Up" franchise goes 3-D. With Adam Sevani, Alyson Stoner and Rick Malambri. Directed by Jon M. Chu. (PG-13 for brief strong language.)
"TOY STORY 3" (3-D) -- Tom Hanks' Woody the cowboy, Tim Allen's Buzz Lightyear and their plaything partners face abandonment issues as the gang's owner, Andy, heads off to college and the have to adapt to their new life in a day-care center. (Also, Barbie finally meets Ken!) Also featuring the voices of Joan Cusack, Ned Beatty, Don Rickles, Michael Keaton, Wallace Shawn and John Ratzenberger. Directed by Lee Unkrich. (G, general audiences.)
"THE TWILIGHT SAGA: ECLIPSE" (35mm) -- The lovesick threesome of Bella, Edward and Jacob return for part three of the romantic supernatural saga, in which Bella prepares for high school graduation amid a string of serial murders. Starring Kristen Stewart, Robert Pattinson, Taylor Lautner, Bryce Dallas Howard and Dakota Fanning. Directed by David Slade. (PG-13 for intense sequences of action and violence, and some sensuality.)
-- Compiled by the Yakima Herald-Republic